THROAT GOAT
Formant Shifter
Take hold of it and drag. The singer gets bigger, on the same note.
FREEONE CONTROLWETALIVE
FREE
✦ PLUGINS ✦ PEDALS ✦ POLYAMORY ✦
AUDIO FREAKS
> your mom wants to know what you want for dinnerThis is a one-person shop. He makes these little freaks by hand and plays God with their existence. It’s a terrifying thing, really. Each freak sold is another freak saved from his diabolical rein.
THROAT GOAT
> formant shifter — say hello
PICK YOUR POISON
> one way to get a freak into your signal chain
STOMPBOX
A physical freak. Soldered by hand. Ships in a box with a sticker.
> none yet
EFFECT
A digital freak. VST3 / AU / CLAP. Eats whatever you feed it. Never sleeps.
> 1 available →
INSTRUMENT
A digital freak that makes the noise itself. Feed it notes, not audio.
> none yet
VIDEO
A freak for the timeline. Premiere and anything else that will have it.
> none yet
SAMPLE PACK
A flattened freak. WAVs, one-shots, loops, and regret.
> none yet
BUILD PLANS
A freak you build yourself. Schematic, BOM, drill template, moral support.
> none yet
MERCH
A freak you wear, or stick on something. Shirts, stickers, hard enamel.
> none yet
THE ROSTER
> currently 1 freaks in captivity
HOW THIS WORKS
PICK A FREAK
Every product is one character. Read its bio. They are not interchangeable and they do not get along.
WE BUILD IT
Pedals get soldered, painted and tested by hand. Plug-ins and packs go out instantly. Plans arrive as a PDF you can actually follow.
MAKE A BAD SOUND
Then make it on purpose. That's the whole business model.
PEOPLE SAY THINGS
“I bought GORP for my studio and now my roommate won't come downstairs.”
“The little guy on the pedal blinked at me. I want another one.”
“Support answered my email in 40 minutes with a hand-drawn diagram. Who does that.”
JOIN THE FREAK LIST
> new freaks, restocks, and build logs.
> roughly one email a month. no growth hacking.